Contact

✉ Email metsy@metsy.com. Use the word “nerd”​ or “geek”​ in the subject line if you want me to get excited about it.

✆ Phone/Text: Since I won’t recognize your number when you first call, text me first with a description of why you’ll be calling. You can thank “call-every-day-for-a-month”​ salespeople and guys on Tinder for that rule. Google Voice number: 214-997-4921

Tweet or Instagram me @metsyc

✍ Want to mail me something? Text or email to get my current address. I love mail, especially if it is a nerdalicious goodie.

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